GUYS AHHHHHH!!!!! ARE YOU SO READY FOR MY ARRIVAL BACK HOME ..

GUYS AHHHHHH!!!!! ARE YOU SO READY FOR MY ARRIVAL BACK HOME !!?? I can’t stand it!!! I’ve been away from America since June 2020, & I am so ready to be back!

Here’s some fun things I’m most excited for- these are just a few or I’ll be here all day!!!

The first place I’m eating is cracker barrel for breakfast because we get in super late!

AND YES CRACKER BARREL GUYS!!!
The have the only pancakes I love in ALMOST the whole world other than my moms family crepe recipe I make!
**I can ACTUALLY say that cause I’ve lived in America & Europe!!**

5 guys (Hahhaha yes the burger joint & the actual guys soon 😈) I get a cheeseburger with mayo, ketchup, extra cheese, raw onions, pickles, hot sauce, fresh jalapeños, bbq sauce with a large Cajun fry and a orange Vanilla Coke 😭😭😭

Aztecas- local joint. Delicious pastor tacos. 🤤 hideous amounts of bottomless salsa. Also queso & guac.
Salsa that makes me sweat out of my face at the table & go through copious amounts of napkins. Trying to conceal blowing my nose at the table.

Jersey mikes!!!!!! FUCK ME UP WITH THE GIANT!!!
Number 5 SUPER SUB WITH EVERYTHING… literally- everything behind the glass plus extra cherry pepper spread. God I’m gonna eat that whole fucking thing again…

A local place like chipotle but BETTER!!!! Barbacoa bowl with three scoops of the hottest salsa plus the spicy corn & sour cream extras cilantro & white cilantro lime rice & cheese… I’m salivating

Chick fil a… raising canes… other local joints gosh I am just so ready!!

WALMART ONE STOP SHOPPING & PICKUP & DELIVERY!!! Things are hard here daily- there’s no one stop shop stores. If you need pet supplies, car items, home goods, groceries, Medicine, etc. you’re going to 5 different stores. ALL DAY. I will get to invest my time in so many better places 😉 while the workers at Walmart are grabbing my order, I’ll be fucking dudes on camera for you to watch later!!! 🔥 🔥 🔥 no more wasting time!

PARKING LOTS! Did you know parking lots are few & far between in Naples? Most places are located on small streets with street parking & it’s almost never free. I cannot wait to just pull up & park somewhere! Tasks that take 5 hours here will now take me 1-2 back home. Not even joking. So much time for LIFE!!!!

I can’t wait to be on the beach whenever I want. I can’t wait to drive my Jeep down my favorite road & feel the wind in my hair. I am so so so stoked. I can’t wait to get to my house & decorate my studio!!!

If you have any recommendations for things you’d love in my studio, send them my way!! & also send any tips you’d like to send as a welcome home & a house warming gift- all proceeds go to content & the studio !!

Still thinking if a dope name for it to get it custom made as a neon sign!!! AHHH!!! SO MANY DAMN IDEAS & I CANT WAIT!!

ARE YOU EXCITED???! I’m also saving for a fuck machine!!!