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Why are you staring? This is what my old boss always had me do...

Watch the booty. Praise the booty.

I know I'm not the chef but I still prepared you a cake ♥️

Look my new boss just GAVE me a new uniform for free! Isn't that generous? #fyp

What? Maids get dirty 😅

I noticed you keep telling me to dust stuff that's really high up

I'm a professional, I bring my own equipment 😌

Yeah maids can be boys wanna fight about it 😤 #fyp

🌟 GOLD TIER POST 🌟 Hey how about we have one of them throwback votes

Thanks for putting up with all my bad police puns I know it was a struggle

Would you let me arrest you y/n #fyp

I've been disarmed ☹️

It seems you're staring at my 'equipment'

Do you want me to be the good cop or the bad cop?

I'm authorizing the use of force #fyp

Wait shouldn't I be doing the cavity search

Time for the strip search

It really does help, guys 😅 each pic too if you're really feeling helpful

🌟 GOLD TIER POST 🌟 I didn't do a vote on the throwback this week because I love this set and I really wanted to post it 🥰

The new cop uniforms slap

All Cops Are Bottoms

Sorry my nightstick isn't that big 😪

Don't resist 👮‍♂️ #fyp

You can only have my treasure if you answer this riddle And also don't pull out Happy St. Patrick's Day ☘️

Look at me ✌️ 👀 I'm the treasure now Happy St. Patrick's Day ☘️

Who's in charge of leprechauns anyway, elves have Santa, who's running the rainbows and gold racket

Oh no I fell over and spilled my pot o gold all over my ass thighs and stomach what a tragedy #fyp

Hey babe 😘 wanna bounce a coin off my ass?

🌟 GOLD TIER POST 🌟 Last week's throwback winner! 2 days late because in apparently 2 monkeys in a trenchcoat running a porn page

"Pot of gold" is Irish slang for bussy everyone knows this, everyone says this