Sometimes I look back on my life and I'm amazed that I'm sti..

Sometimes I look back on my life and I'm amazed that I'm still alive.
2023-02-10 19:20:45 +0000 UTC View PostSometimes I look back on my life and I'm amazed that I'm still alive.
2023-02-10 19:20:45 +0000 UTC View Post@itsalyssabelle do you wanna see the Joey in my pouch? Maybe I can didgeridoo you? People go see my favorite Wonder from Down Under and tell her Kevin sent you. If you make her laugh she might just surprise you. 😉 @downunderwonderr if you are brave enough.
2023-02-10 03:15:27 +0000 UTC View PostOne of you just asked me to "send nudes" Let me make this clear...I only send free nudes to women who have tricked me into thinking we have a deep emotional connection.
2023-02-09 19:52:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhen she starts listing all the reasons you are a crazy MF. But you just end up being impressed with how creative you are.
2023-02-08 17:57:14 +0000 UTC View PostMy ex : "can we give it another try?" Me : I'd rather try anal....with a cactus
2023-02-07 22:32:41 +0000 UTC View PostThis is a poll about personal preference. Please be honest it may decide a contest I'm thinking about. What is your opinion on "granny panties?" My opinion is in the comments.
2023-02-06 23:40:52 +0000 UTC View PostI'm so glad I met all of you at this point in my life because my mom would never had let me hang out with you perverts.
2023-02-05 15:54:57 +0000 UTC View PostWhen you invite me out for one drink just know you are inviting me out for a night of 1 bad decision after another. And I'm down.
2023-02-04 15:08:25 +0000 UTC View PostPRO TIP flirting back when you are bored can get you into some unwanted situations.
2023-02-04 03:44:10 +0000 UTC View PostI'm making some brownies for shits and giggles That means I have some laxatives and I have some pot. Fun Friday in my future.
2023-02-03 20:32:16 +0000 UTC View PostIt's like the movie groundhog day seeing all the same jokes over...and over....and over. Ok I'll stop now the joke is getting played out.
2023-02-03 02:11:16 +0000 UTC View PostIt's like the movie groundhog day seeing all the same jokes over...and over....and over.
2023-02-02 23:13:07 +0000 UTC View PostIt's like the movie groundhog day seeing all the same jokes over...and over....and over.
2023-02-02 20:09:40 +0000 UTC View PostIt's like the movie groundhog day seeing all the same jokes over...and over....and over.
2023-02-02 17:12:19 +0000 UTC View PostIt's like the movie groundhog day seeing all the same jokes over...and over....and over.
2023-02-02 15:09:47 +0000 UTC View PostIt's like the movie groundhog day seeing all the same jokes over...and over....and over.
2023-02-02 13:16:27 +0000 UTC View PostGroundhog Day is a good time for us to pause & reflect on how much I want Andie MacDowell to sit on my face & wiggle about
2023-02-02 11:10:43 +0000 UTC View PostI love my corvettes. My jeep is favorite daily driver. But I really would love to take Mercedes for a spin. By mercedes I obviously mean @mercedesnicole69 if you haven't driven by her page yet take this as a sign that you should.
2023-02-02 04:20:48 +0000 UTC View Post@zootedstreaming I dont think I want babies, but I wouldn’t mind refining my baby-making technique with you. That's right it's February and time for the rebirth of innaproriate pick up lines. Want one? Ask me how to get one.
2023-02-02 02:11:42 +0000 UTC View PostI'm a big fan of yelling You're welcome when people neglect to say thank you. What happened to "polite society"
2023-02-01 22:25:45 +0000 UTC View PostValentine's day is just around the corner so let's get this straight. ANGEL 👼😇 ANGLE 📐📏 It could be the difference between making someone happy or spending the holiday alone.
2023-02-01 11:04:28 +0000 UTC View PostDear BIG Girls....don't be afraid to get on top. If we die we die. 😉
2023-02-01 01:22:11 +0000 UTC View PostWhats the difference between weed and pussy? If you can smell weed from across the room it's really good
2023-01-30 04:44:14 +0000 UTC View PostThis naughty redhead wants to play 🤤 • Lingerie photos💋 • $ for full nude photos/videos 🥵 • Request for custom content😉 • Always reply to messages💌 • Tip for dick ratings🍆 • Big booty🍑 • 32A tits🍒 • Skinny redhead🔥 • Sexting📱 • Video calls 🎥 Follow her free page @roxyredheadxoxo Want to see ALL her content with no PPV?! Follow her VIP @roxyredheadxoxovip
2023-01-29 13:31:08 +0000 UTC View PostMy friend - " fuck anyone that doesn't like you" Me - " wow, that's a lot of sex"
2023-01-29 03:54:10 +0000 UTC View Post🌟Lexie River🌟 @lexriver12 is the winner of my pop up @xoxopriss516 contest today. She was randomly selected from all likes and since I didn't get the number I needed she won a $5 tip (not $10) and this post. You dont have to take my word... go see that she is here to make all ur dirty filthy fantasies cum true
2023-01-29 01:08:48 +0000 UTC View PostOne of the first creators I ever interacted with on this site is @xoxopriss516 It has been almost 2 years for our friendship. I have promoted her, she promoted me and I dedicate this entire day to my friend. She's not as active these days...like me. But if this promo gets 50 likes and she gets 15 new followers from it by 8pm est I'm going to tip one of the people that likes this post $10. Chosen totally at random. If the person chosen shared the post then they will get double the tip. Why am I doing this? Because I'm bored and I know it will make her smile. And the thing I like most about Priss is her smile. So let's do it.
2023-01-28 13:08:50 +0000 UTC View PostIt's hard to find someone who is smart, caring, good looking, loving, funny, generous and sexy. My advice to all of you is simple...don't lose me. And humble did I mention humble 🤣🤣
2023-01-28 02:21:47 +0000 UTC View PostI hate it when people ask me what sign I am. I am obviously a sign from God. Stop with your bullshit.
2023-01-27 14:13:30 +0000 UTC View PostI am pleased to announce that my friend @blondnblue222 has made his page free. If you haven’t already subscribed, please do so now, and he will return the favor any way he can.
2023-01-27 04:45:47 +0000 UTC View Post