Mariah Carey may want "you" for Christmas but all I want for..
Mariah Carey may want "you" for Christmas but all I want for Christmas is @evelynwow
2022-12-23 20:45:20 +0000 UTC View Post
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Just asked my wife how cold it is outside...she said she's w..
Just asked my wife how cold it is outside...she said she's wearing 2 pair of panties so her lips don't get chapped. I love that woman. Hahaha
2022-12-21 21:43:54 +0000 UTC View PostTell me your filithiest Christmas wish below. My favorite wi..
Tell me your filithiest Christmas wish below. My favorite will win $10.00 at 9am est December 22.
2022-12-21 15:36:34 +0000 UTC View PostRudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer is my favorite story about ho..
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer is my favorite story about how you will get treated like CRAP...until you have something someone else needs
2022-12-20 23:18:02 +0000 UTC View PostIf you find me funny then there is something twisted about y..
If you find me funny then there is something twisted about you...and I like it.
2022-12-19 22:30:15 +0000 UTC View PostAccording to my nipples Winter is here
According to my nipples Winter is here
2022-12-18 12:17:49 +0000 UTC View PostShaw Nuff aka @trashpanda4lyfeyo is one of my longest runnin..
Shaw Nuff aka @trashpanda4lyfeyo is one of my longest running friends on the site. If you like REAL and fun and tattoos then you'll be a fan too. She has over 200 photos and videos waiting on you.
2022-12-18 01:36:28 +0000 UTC View Post@savannahchavezfree Can you hold my gloves for a second? I u..
@savannahchavezfree Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
2022-12-13 21:14:03 +0000 UTC View PostSure being positive and nice to everyone is great....but hav..
Sure being positive and nice to everyone is great....but have you ever dropped a well deserved " fuck you" on someone who deserved it? That shit will help the sun rise.
2022-12-13 20:53:06 +0000 UTC View Post@natalia.1111 What do you say we make this a Not-So-Silent N..
@natalia.1111 What do you say we make this a Not-So-Silent Night?
2022-12-13 14:15:22 +0000 UTC View Post@babygirl.101 Let’s pretend to be presents and get laid unde..
@babygirl.101 Let’s pretend to be presents and get laid under the tree.
2022-12-12 22:25:04 +0000 UTC View Post@amberkittyn69 Forget 12 days of Christmas, I want 12 days w..
@amberkittyn69 Forget 12 days of Christmas, I want 12 days with you.
2022-12-12 19:14:02 +0000 UTC View Post@chandler.noir I just got some mistletoe, how about we go ba..
@chandler.noir I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
2022-12-11 22:13:08 +0000 UTC View PostI must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you @disenchan..
I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you @disenchantedwitch
2022-12-11 20:00:27 +0000 UTC View Post@amberhayesCome sit on my lap. I’ve got a special gift just ..
@amberhayesCome sit on my lap. I’ve got a special gift just for you.
2022-12-11 06:02:46 +0000 UTC View Post@Jello4thot When I think about you, I touch my elf.
@Jello4thot When I think about you, I touch my elf.
2022-12-11 04:02:21 +0000 UTC View Post@madisynevans @ohitsmad I’m not Santa, but do you want to s..
@madisynevans @ohitsmad I’m not Santa, but do you want to sit on my lap and tell me what you want this Christmas?
2022-12-11 02:02:11 +0000 UTC View Post@lunamontoya69 I don’t care if I’m on your naughty list or y..
@lunamontoya69 I don’t care if I’m on your naughty list or your nice list, I just want to be on your to-do list. No me importa si estoy en tu lista traviesa o en tu lista agradable, solo quiero estar en tu lista de tareas pendientes.
2022-12-11 00:02:22 +0000 UTC View Post@pineappledelights Let's save Santa the trouble and just get..
@pineappledelights Let's save Santa the trouble and just get naughty together.
2022-12-10 22:02:15 +0000 UTC View Post@drphallus is that a candycane in your pocket or are you jus..
@drphallus is that a candycane in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
2022-12-10 20:05:00 +0000 UTC View Post@lunareine Do you like the song “Jingle Bells”? Because we c..
@lunareine Do you like the song “Jingle Bells”? Because we could go all the way
2022-12-10 18:04:31 +0000 UTC View Post@evelynwow That’s not a candy cane in my pocket. I’m just gl..
@evelynwow That’s not a candy cane in my pocket. I’m just glad to see you!
2022-12-10 15:02:12 +0000 UTC View PostIt's not too late to get a permanent Christmas pickupline po..
It's not too late to get a permanent Christmas pickupline post and do some good for charity. 1 weekend only. 50 likes or $2. We have already raised $65 for St Judes and I'm gonna triple what ever we raise. So get in on the fun while you can.
2022-12-10 13:15:34 +0000 UTC View Post@babykatrina8 I want to fill you up with my holiday spirit.
@babykatrina8 I want to fill you up with my holiday spirit.
2022-12-10 12:02:21 +0000 UTC View Post@scotlandbabe I’ve got you on my nice and naughty list!
@scotlandbabe I’ve got you on my nice and naughty list!
2022-12-10 10:02:32 +0000 UTC View Post@shadowslolafree You’d be the first gift I’d unwrap Christma..
@shadowslolafree You’d be the first gift I’d unwrap Christmas morning.
2022-12-10 06:03:12 +0000 UTC View Post@farmgirl16 I’m not Santa, but do you want to sit on my lap ..
@farmgirl16 I’m not Santa, but do you want to sit on my lap and tell me what you want this Christmas?
2022-12-10 04:02:30 +0000 UTC View Post@goodgirlgiggles Are you looking for a tree topper? Because ..
@goodgirlgiggles Are you looking for a tree topper? Because I’ve been told I’m a star on top.
2022-12-10 02:02:28 +0000 UTC View Post@greenqueen4 If I was the Grinch, I wouldn’t steal Christmas..
@greenqueen4 If I was the Grinch, I wouldn’t steal Christmas. I’d steal you.
2022-12-10 00:02:50 +0000 UTC View Post@whit_sin Like candy canes and Christmas, me and you were mi..
@whit_sin Like candy canes and Christmas, me and you were mint for each other.
2022-12-09 22:02:18 +0000 UTC View Post