@mysteryscottishgirl Seems like a good place to start your..

@mysteryscottishgirl Seems like a good place to start your weekend. Go see if I'm right.
2022-11-11 11:33:10 +0000 UTC View Post@mysteryscottishgirl Seems like a good place to start your weekend. Go see if I'm right.
2022-11-11 11:33:10 +0000 UTC View PostLicking is one of the most versatile interactions you can have with another person. Depending in your timing, it can be cute, funny, sexy, sensual, creepy, disgusting, weird or even terrifying.
2022-11-11 08:19:18 +0000 UTC View PostNot sure how to share this but here you go.
2022-11-10 12:34:15 +0000 UTC View Post@ahrnygaycouple are my newest friends. Do you like horny gay couples ? Then they should be your friend too. Go check em out.
2022-11-09 17:30:45 +0000 UTC View PostBy age 52 "safe sex" has as much to do with ibuprofen as it does condoms.
2022-11-09 10:48:57 +0000 UTC View PostSo I didn't win the 2.04 Billion dollar lottery but I did make friends with @lazysphynx and that's even better. She's the gift that keeps on giving. Want to feel like a billionaire? Then go follow my new friend.
2022-11-08 19:03:02 +0000 UTC View Post@yourlovelyjasmine has inspired me to name my next vehicle JASMINE . Jasmine will be a black corvette and will be posted soon. But I'm torn between a 76 a 66 or a new one. Any thoughts?
2022-11-08 17:11:17 +0000 UTC View Post@sweetcookiesamantha is my newest friend. She wants to be yours too. Go visit her now and tell her Kevin sent you.
2022-11-07 20:44:35 +0000 UTC View PostJokes on you. I was going to fuck myself later anyway.
2022-11-06 11:02:49 +0000 UTC View Post@ladytrucker23 is my newest friend. Go check her out.
2022-11-05 18:02:18 +0000 UTC View PostDear Coca-Cola company - stop with all the new flavors. Either put the cocaine back in the drink or leave it alone.
2022-11-05 10:04:24 +0000 UTC View Post@that_dude_over_there is one of my newest friends. Go check him out.
2022-11-04 19:46:43 +0000 UTC View PostIs Buttcheeks 1 word? Or should I spread them apart?
2022-11-04 14:01:36 +0000 UTC View Post@drphallus is celebrating his birthday today. You can help him make it a special day by shooting him a congratulations or sending a few likes his way. Want to be in the Kevid19 birthday club? It's easy just ask.
2022-11-04 10:03:58 +0000 UTC View PostWhat the hell? My news feed is everywhere but at least I've found some old friends
2022-11-03 23:47:40 +0000 UTC View PostI almost bit my tongue in 1/2 yesterday. Met a potential customer named Angela Jackson. When our meeting was wrapping up and I gave her the pricing she responded "for real?" It took all my strength not to sing 🎶 sorry Ms Jackson but I am for real" Not all heros wear capes.
2022-11-03 09:49:39 +0000 UTC View PostJealousy will have people hating on those they should be learning from.
2022-11-02 10:02:11 +0000 UTC View PostIt's officially No Nut November....please try to keep the sexy to a minimum
2022-11-01 09:09:40 +0000 UTC View PostThe number of "f"s in my name is equal to the number of fucks I give.
2022-10-31 21:50:27 +0000 UTC View PostSometimes you need a hug or someone to tell you it's going to be ok. Or option 3, sex so great that you forget all your problems.
2022-10-31 08:57:10 +0000 UTC View PostI just whispered "come at me bro" to a Spider....now I'm running for my life down the street.
2022-10-30 22:56:36 +0000 UTC View PostKale tastes like Id rather be fat
2022-10-30 12:14:44 +0000 UTC View PostQuit complaining about your life. You were the fastest sperm and THIS is your reward.
2022-10-30 01:10:00 +0000 UTC View Post@drphallus has been a friend for months. This real world DR is a surgeon with the ladies. His page is a testament to his skills so swing in and check him out. Plus....come on Dr. PHALLUS - ONE OF MY TOP 3 FAVORITE screen names on Onlyfans. The name alone is worth a visit.
2022-10-29 20:36:29 +0000 UTC View PostThe world is divided into two types of people. Ask yourself this to figure out which kind you are. Do you buy candy to hand out at Halloween you won't be tempted to eat (such as SweeTarts), or do you get Kit Kats and Reese's Peanut Butter Cups because those are your favorites and you won't be stuck with junk if no one shows up at your door?
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2022-10-29 10:03:33 +0000 UTC View PostChoked on my biscuit this morning and my dick got hard. I'm worried about myself.
2022-10-28 11:48:47 +0000 UTC View PostBack in my day "butt licker" was a top shelf break in case of emergency school yard insult. Now it's a selectable option on most dating sites.
2022-10-27 12:57:20 +0000 UTC View PostSaw a girl with a shirt that said "Malibu" and thought Damn she's an alcoholic. Then I remembered Malibu was a place and maybe I'm drinking too much.
2022-10-26 19:46:09 +0000 UTC View PostI just wanted to thank you for thr sex I dreamed about last night. You were amazing.
2022-10-26 10:03:45 +0000 UTC View Post