I have always said @laurynlynn143 looks good enough to eat. My bitmoji agrees. Go check her out and get a taste for yourself.
2022-09-29 20:13:02 +0000 UTC View Post
My friday friend of the day....and one of my personal fa orote screen names is . Buttstuff🍑❤️ or simply @itssbuttstuf if you want to know why go check her out she's free to join but you'll want to pay . Trust me.
2022-09-29 10:40:38 +0000 UTC View Post
Have you ever laughed at something very dark amd inappropriate only to sit back and say to yourself " what the fuck is wrong with me?" Me either. Lol
2022-09-28 15:11:12 +0000 UTC View Post
I've reached the age where my brain has switched from " you probably shouldn't say that" to "let's see what happens if I say this".
2022-09-28 09:35:57 +0000 UTC View Post
The lovely @aurorarose_of and I will go live at 9pm est tonight. Want to know more about this charming creator? Tune in and find out.
2022-09-27 13:50:46 +0000 UTC View Post
Where do you bury a dead donkey? In an ass hole
2022-09-26 22:12:45 +0000 UTC View Post
I was watching the History channel saying negative things about the Salem Witch Trials,,, but have you noticed, We haven't had a witch attack in 200 years?
2022-09-25 07:29:07 +0000 UTC View Post
No magician can do a trick that impresses me as much as that ‘take off my bra' and make it appear out of my sleeve’ thing that you ladies can do.
2022-09-24 21:04:05 +0000 UTC View PostI've tried several times, but I can't pet one of my cats without plotting world domination.
2022-09-24 15:48:42 +0000 UTC View Post
Live today like it's your last!! But pay your bills and use a condom just in case it isn't.
2022-09-24 00:52:43 +0000 UTC View Post
I read "Do not believe everything you read." Now I'm not sure whether to believe this or not.
2022-09-23 09:04:55 +0000 UTC View Post
REMEMBER in life: It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put that booger that counts.
2022-09-22 09:52:04 +0000 UTC View PostStream started at 09/22/2022 12:58 am A few pervs
2022-09-22 02:03:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Reverse cowgirl. Perfect for when you're horny, but can't stand to look at each other
2022-09-21 09:12:24 +0000 UTC View Post
I don't know what kind of bar I stumbled into... but it looks like fuckery is in the air.
2022-09-21 00:40:34 +0000 UTC View PostThey named it ‘cunnilingus' because “sweetly savoring slippery succulent sexiness” was too long.
2022-09-20 09:52:52 +0000 UTC View Post
I asked her how many likes on this post to convince her to do some BUTT STUFF tonight. She said 4. 🙏 do your thing friends.
2022-09-20 00:30:26 +0000 UTC View Post
My PEN IS bigger than yours Read it again 😉
2022-09-19 15:27:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Girlfriends are temporary. Ex girlfriends are forever.
2022-09-18 21:05:53 +0000 UTC View Post
I’d love to have a sex change. Preferably from none to absolutely shitloads
2022-09-18 10:08:03 +0000 UTC View Post
I feel like every time a TV football announcer says "penetrate deep", a couple thousand people simultaneously nudge the person next to them and say "he said penetrate deep.. heheh".
2022-09-17 16:53:25 +0000 UTC View Post
having NO plans for the weekend is just as exciting as having great plans.
2022-09-17 10:29:12 +0000 UTC View Post
I bought a counterfeit money detector pen, You should have seen the expression on convenience store clerk's face when I used it to check the change from a five.
2022-09-17 05:02:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Anyone can make 1 new friend....now is your chance to make not 1 but 8 and follow 9 different pages. @itsvxx2021 @freakyrose420 @thiccynikkixo @submissivelexxi @hayleyhottie @letsgetwierdnaughtygirl @starlight5683 @notabarbiegirlxxx Together they form @badgirls2023 and you should check them out ASAP.
2022-09-16 13:56:04 +0000 UTC View Post
It's going to be a good day....AFTER I clean the mirror from where I sneezed while brushing my teeth. FML
2022-09-16 10:37:19 +0000 UTC View Post
I saved her in my phone as "Heaven On Earth" but it's wasn't long before I had to abbreviate it.
2022-09-15 23:48:19 +0000 UTC View PostThis is a LONG video. But please play it. Love you guys.
2022-09-15 08:33:54 +0000 UTC View Post
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2022-09-14 19:39:18 +0000 UTC View Post
