Today is the 1 year anniversary of YOU helping me break 50000 likes. So for every 25 likes you give today a story post for every 50 a wall post. My way of saying thanks Ps - don't do them and assume I know magically. Let me know and send me a photo for the post.
2022-09-06 14:03:25 +0000 UTC View PostWhen you are dead, you don't know you are dead but other people do. The same applies when you are stupid.
2022-09-06 07:07:24 +0000 UTC View Post
I love my mom BUT While I was visiting this weekend ai noticed she had a new coffee maker. She said the old was worn out at 3 years. 3 years? I asked. I have sheets older than that. "Well, mom said, maybe our coffee maker gets more use than your sheets." Damn
2022-09-06 00:07:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Fuck fucking fucked fucker fucking fuckups fuck fucking fucked fucking fuckup fucking fucker's fucking fuckup." Thank you Louis Black
2022-09-05 22:30:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with onlyfans....I just wish they would battle this out at a decent hour.
2022-09-05 04:32:16 +0000 UTC View Post
some people say I have selective hearing...I prefer to call it drama filtering
2022-09-04 23:32:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Words are funny for example It's better to be a little cocky than a big pussy
2022-09-04 10:10:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Damn good game by my damn good dogs.
2022-09-04 00:06:45 +0000 UTC View Post
What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? A private tutor!
2022-09-03 16:37:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Are oranges called orange because they are orange. Or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?
2022-09-03 07:17:36 +0000 UTC View Post
For this that tuned into the PERVS show here is how my art project we talked about turned out.
2022-09-02 19:41:02 +0000 UTC View Post
I overheard a very terrifying story at the DR today and thought I would share as advice Ladies make sure your tazer and your vibrator are different shapes
2022-09-02 16:29:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Askhole Someone who asks for advice and then proceeds to ignore it everything
2022-09-02 06:47:14 +0000 UTC View Post
little kid beside me on the plane told me the "trannies at the Atlanta airport are the coolest"...his mom quickly explained he meant the trains...yet right. :)
2022-09-02 00:34:05 +0000 UTC View Post
@tattooedbrattybabe is waiting to hear from you. She has content to excite the mind and body...and speaking of bodies, well hers speaks for itself.
2022-09-01 15:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Seeing a used condom in the parking lot is disgusting. However, on the good side, safe sex was had, and the chances that litterbug humans are procreating and making more litterbug humans has been diminished.
2022-09-01 12:04:28 +0000 UTC View Post
@thiccynikkixo is my Thursday friend. She wants to be your friend too so zip over to her page and show her some love. She's charming and sexy and you want be disappointed Want to be friend for a day? Just ask me. 😉
2022-09-01 09:53:41 +0000 UTC View Post
And the winner of tonight's draw and the proud owner of a playing card is JELLO @octopus4 She has a special "gentleman" to thank as he won and declined so I rolled again.
2022-09-01 03:57:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Brittany aka @girlwithrose wants me to ask you... Do you like tall blonde curvy Norwegians? Then why are you just hanging out on my page and not running over to get a peek at her ?
2022-09-01 02:33:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Sad fact My toe has been BANGED more this week than I have.
2022-08-31 22:30:01 +0000 UTC View Post
A few Pervs is **LIVE** tonight 9pm est Tune in and hear updates from myself and @promote-a-hoe we have tips and topics for the creators both new and old. Hope to see you tonight....someone in the audience may win a $65 prize. It could be you.
2022-08-31 17:47:39 +0000 UTC View Post
@sapphirekush7 is the Wednesday friend of the day. And she puts the HUMP in Humpday. Go check her out and tell her Kevin sent you. Want to be a friend of the day? Ask me it's easy.
2022-08-31 10:03:44 +0000 UTC View Post
PSA: Don't be an asshole. Assholes are people with no regard for other people's feelings or point of view. If you feel you are an asshole and are suffering from assholism there is help. Please contact your local asshole anonymous chapter immediately
2022-08-31 03:02:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Got into an argument with a former client today. I think DILDO was a fine insult. I would have called him a dick but he wasn't real enough.
2022-08-30 22:49:07 +0000 UTC View Post
@sunny_bb is my newest friend. She is also a new creator so you need to go visit her. Like her page up you won't be disappointed. Do you want to be my newest featured friend? Ask me how.
2022-08-30 18:35:11 +0000 UTC View Post
If you're easily offended, you'll want to skip over my last post... Actually, just skip all of mine. I don't want people like you reading them anyway
2022-08-30 10:09:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Someone asked me how I sleep at night knowing I might have ticked people off with my jokes. The answer is without underwear just in case they need to kiss my ass.
2022-08-30 05:14:41 +0000 UTC View Post
The cop at your door is never a stripper when you want one.
2022-08-30 00:50:07 +0000 UTC View Post
I decided to get rid of my spine It was holding me back
2022-08-29 22:01:45 +0000 UTC View Post