Oh hi. Did ya miss me?
Oh hi. Did ya miss me?
2024-08-05 13:07:26 +0000 UTC View Post
thehaydnporter posts
Been at the Mayo doing nonstop appointments and tests today...
Been at the Mayo doing nonstop appointments and tests today. I’m doing my darndest to get through this, but could sure use a little extra love and support ❤️
Being a Naked Internet Lady™️ doesn’t come with any PTO, and this whole trip has cost a pretty penny. Even the tiniest contribution would be a godsend.
I’ll keep you posted. Thanks for helping to keep me alive 😚💕
Got a lil sneaky on the plane... Wanna join the mile high cl..
Got a lil sneaky on the plane... Wanna join the mile high club together? 🫦
2024-08-01 04:03:17 +0000 UTC View PostClassic nerd girl bean flickery. Priced super low because it..
Classic nerd girl bean flickery. Priced super low because it’s Monday, and you deserve a fap. 💦
[Fully nude, 10 minutes long, peak shy horny Haydn]
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Boobs n’ Buns game!! This was really just an excuse for me t..
Boobs n’ Buns game!! This was really just an excuse for me to fondle and kiss my friends…
2024-07-27 19:37:28 +0000 UTC View PostHey nowwwwww, who’s up for a late night fap fest with your o..
Hey nowwwwww, who’s up for a late night fap fest with your ol’ pal Haydn? The fun starts at 9:30pm CDT, and goes for a few hours. DON’T MISS OUT.
2024-07-27 16:04:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Pigtails, knee highs, and rubbing my clit until I have the l..
Pigtails, knee highs, and rubbing my clit until I have the longest most quivering and earth shattering orgasm imaginable. I even prop myself up so you can see my pussy *directly* in front of the camera as I cum. Don’t miss this one.
**[7 minutes long, 19 pics, *very* nude and orgasmic]**
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Mark your calendars!! Naked, nerdy, occasionally dirty. **Sa..
Mark your calendars!! Naked, nerdy, occasionally dirty. **Saturday Night Stream is BACK!!** Plus it’s free, and what else ya got going on?
The fun starts at 9:30pm CDT, and goes for 5-6 *hours*. Are you gonna be there, or will you be a perpetual disappointment to me and those around you?
Oh my god, the goo!!! This is a sensory nightmare. How do yo..
Oh my god, the goo!!! This is a sensory nightmare. How do you get it out?? I’m mucking about with peanut butter and it’s disgusting.
2024-07-19 03:37:14 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s hot AF out, so we’re gonna cool down the old fashioned ..
It’s hot AF out, so we’re gonna cool down the old fashioned way. By sucking on popsicles and each other.
2024-07-17 15:09:26 +0000 UTC View PostUm. I just *mayyyy* be around tonight for a little naughty s..
Um. I just *mayyyy* be around tonight for a little naughty sexting fun. Truth be told, the stress has got me feeling **horny AF**, and I need to get the poison outta me somehow…
[Tip $20 on this post or by DM to get started 😈]
Just enjoying the sunshine, letting my tits get some fresh a..
Just enjoying the sunshine, letting my tits get some fresh air.
2024-07-10 22:56:45 +0000 UTC View Post
MARK YOUR CALENDARS!! Free stream Saturday night at 8:50 CDT..
MARK YOUR CALENDARS!! Free stream Saturday night at 8:50 CDT. Let’s catch up, enjoy some tunes, and maybe you can watch me flick the ol’ bean! 💦
[Fair warning, shit has been chaotic of late, so the time is subject to change. Keep an eye on your DMs for updates, and ffs make sure your subscription is set to auto renew. My page is free, and I’m half decent, so what’s the bfd?]
Sorry for the lack of updates and the thinly veiled hints at..
Sorry for the lack of updates and the thinly veiled hints at serious health issues. I’ve honestly been going through the wringer lately, and I’m having a hard time coping with the news. It’s a lot to digest, and trying to process this whilst *both* parents are hospitalized has been nothing short of agonizing. At times, I honestly feel like I’m going to completely lose it.
I may or may not share what’s going on during my Saturday show. I’m a habitual over-sharer, so chances are it’ll come out eventually. I would just love to focus on having a fun night, and maybe feeling a little bit normal for a change.
In the meantime, please continue to have an occasional fap to me. I know the “sad sick girl” vibe isn’t everyone’s cup of tea, but I have plenty of content on my wall, much of which is sorted by label. And I’m always happy to provide suggestions, if you contact me and let me know what you’re into.
Thank you all so much for bearing with me, and for being there throughout what has undoubtedly been the hardest year of my life. I’ve come to consider many of you to be my friends, and I’m truly thankful for your kindness and support.
And @onlyfans , you’re buggy AF sometimes, but I’m thankful for you too. This platform has allowed me to support myself whilst also being there for my family, and I truly treasure the connections I’ve made here.
Good mahhhhning! Should I post this whole set or what?
Good mahhhhning! Should I post this whole set or what?
2024-07-02 13:17:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Fully nude, revealing one of my filthiest fantasies to date...
Fully nude, revealing one of my filthiest fantasies to date.
Why so cheap? Because life can be a major shitstorm, and sometimes you gotta say “fuck it”.
If I were to do a late night stream today, would you come? P..
If I were to do a late night stream today, would you come? Please reply to the poll, answers are completely anonymous.
Thinking about starting around 9 or 10 CDT.
Stepsister JOI. Need I say more? Probably. Fully nude, 9 mi..
Stepsister JOI. Need I say more?
Probably. Fully nude, 9 minutes long, guaranteed to make you bust that guilty nut.
💦🥜😬
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Guess who got up bright and early today!!
Guess who got up bright and early today!!
2024-06-25 15:52:20 +0000 UTC View PostWish I could lounge about and continue my post-stream recove..
Wish I could lounge about and continue my post-stream recovery, but alas… The work week has begun! What are you busy doing?
2024-06-24 19:32:42 +0000 UTC View PostTelling each other dirty secrets and practicing sex position..
Telling each other dirty secrets and practicing sex positions, while absolutely *covered* in balls. Lol.
I really do love these older videos with @thecarlotta. There’s such an innocence about them, and I can see my surprise and elation at getting turned on around my IRL friend. I think they call that “bisexual confusion”? 👀
[10 minutes long]
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I have an idea!! Should I wrap up tonight’s masturbatory del..
I have an idea!! Should I wrap up tonight’s masturbatory delight with some naughty ASMR? This is a bit of an impulsive idea, so I haven’t fully thought through it yet, but I thought it might be a fun experiment. What do you think??
[Naked showtime starts at 8pm-ish CDT]
THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN! Free Saturday night stream, starting..
THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN! Free Saturday night stream, starting around 7pm CDT. You bring the tissues, I’ll bring the b3wbz! 💦
2024-06-22 13:13:48 +0000 UTC View PostOpinion time!! *If* I do a stream this weekend, which day wo..
Opinion time!! *If* I do a stream this weekend, which day works for you?
I’ll probably start around 7pm CDT. Maybe.
Lost and found footage!! One of my first masturbation videos..
Lost and found footage!! One of my first masturbation videos!! This set features a very green redheaded Haydn, and honestly it has everything you want in a video:
Front views, back views, reverse cowgirl, masturbation, simulated BJ, and most importantly it’s girlfriendy and real! At the end, I even hold up my fingers to show you how wet I am. I can’t believe I’ve never released this before.
[Fully nude, 10 minutes long + 25 pics]
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