@laciethewife Are you butt-dialing me? Because I swear that ass is calling me. Want a pick up line, ask me. Want more sexy peeks at my friend @laciethewife then follow her.
2023-03-16 10:02:03 +0000 UTC View Post
@cindymoon7 If I can’t get into Bikini Bottom, I’ll settle for the Bikini Top. (I know you are a Sponge Bob fan) If you want a pick up line, ask me. If you want more of sexy Cindy...follow her.
2023-03-16 03:30:12 +0000 UTC View Post
@minx_missm I like my women like I like my books. Well read and leather-bound. Want your own pickup line? Ask me. Want to be whipped into submission by my leather bound friend here? Follow her link @minx_missm
2023-03-16 01:05:27 +0000 UTC View Post
@piperplusxoxo I’d love to kiss your luscious lips…and then the ones on your face Want your own pick up line? Just ask me. Want to see more of my beautiful friend? Then follow her link. @piperplusxoxo
2023-03-15 20:05:27 +0000 UTC View Post
@valhallaleighh_free Are you feeling down? Because I’d happily feel you up. Want your own pick up line? Ask me. Want to see more of my sexy friend? Follow her link @valhallaleighh_free
2023-03-15 16:35:55 +0000 UTC View Post
@meditativehousewife are you a DQ blizzard? Because I am about flip you upside down and eat you. Want a pickup line, ask me. Want to see more of my hot friend, follow her link @meditativehousewife
2023-03-15 14:04:12 +0000 UTC View Post
@mari-san1334 My dick is similar to catnip; it can make cougars like you go wild Want your own pick up line? Ask me. Want to follow my hot friend? Click her link @mari-san1334
2023-03-15 09:29:21 +0000 UTC View Post
@alex_richardson I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Cocked Bed Thrasher, have you seen one? Want your own pick up line? Ask me. Want to follow my hot friend? Click his link @alex_richardson
2023-03-15 03:03:38 +0000 UTC View Post
@thedownunderwonder are you my eye glasses? Because I can't see my future without you Want your own pick up line? Ask me. Want to follow my hot friend? Click her link @thedownunderwonder
2023-03-15 01:03:56 +0000 UTC View Post
@x-meller-x that outfit looks great on you. It'd look better off of you. You want to see it off of her? Follow her and go vote for her in her latest contest and you will see what I saw. 😍
2023-03-14 23:30:46 +0000 UTC View Post
@magsintx You hottie veteran...Uncle Sam isn't the only one that wants you. Want your own pick up line? Ask me. Want to follow my hot friend? Click her link @magsintx
2023-03-14 22:04:01 +0000 UTC View Post
@cindymoon7 If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by tonight. Want your own pick up line? Ask me. Want to follow my hot friend? Click her link @cindymoon7
2023-03-14 19:58:30 +0000 UTC View Post
If you aren't following @xoxopriss516 then you are wrong on so many levels. She is the epitome of sexy. If you like tattoos and sass she is your creator. If you like pink frosting....even better.
2023-03-14 00:55:03 +0000 UTC View Post
@lunamontoya69 knows what to do to cheer me up. Let her cheer you up too by visiting her.
2023-03-13 15:15:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Airport security asked me if I'd seen anything unusual. Well, I just paid twenty-eight dollars for a turkey bagel and a cup of coffee, let's start with that.
2023-03-13 10:40:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Ive been at this Onlyfans game for two years and nothing makes me happierthan mertjng a new friend. @youngrecklesstatted is the latest creator I have met and you should go check him out too.
2023-03-12 16:52:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Masturbation is great. It wakes you up, puts you to sleep, relieves stress, and the only person who judges if you're good at it is yourself Thanks @badbunnygirl7 for the inspiration...in my fantasy we were great.
2023-03-11 09:26:33 +0000 UTC View Postsex is like a restaurant - sometimes you get excellent service, sometimes you get very poor service, and sometimes you just have to settle for self-service
2023-03-10 11:09:05 +0000 UTC View Post
I have horrible taste in women so if I have ever crushed on you....work on yourself.
2023-03-09 15:09:31 +0000 UTC View Post
I have a dirty secret. And if you play your cards right you can have her too. @dirtysecrettt89 is a creator like no other visit her and make her YOUR dirty secret today.
2023-03-08 14:46:39 +0000 UTC View Post
Have you ever seen someone and thought....Id like to be reaponsible for their next orgasm? For me that person is @badbunnygirl7 WTF would you not follow this beautiful creator?
2023-03-08 02:42:49 +0000 UTC View Post
I lifted my shirt to check out my abs today and a cheeto fell out. So there's that.
2023-03-08 00:28:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Want a creator that will turn your world upside down? Then @ceaux_co is the creator for you. She's a doll...and waiting for you.
2023-03-07 17:45:42 +0000 UTC View Post
Masturbation is not taxed, regulated or illegal. It is FREEDOM. You are free to go Fuck yourself.
2023-03-07 12:32:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Dad: nice day today Me: tell me something I don't know Dad: your mom's ass can take my whole fist Me: 😵
2023-03-05 18:23:57 +0000 UTC View Post
My mom fell and bumped her head last night. This afternoon I called my dad and asked "how's mom's head?" He said "mmm I've had better"
2023-03-04 21:50:25 +0000 UTC View Post
I've never understood why people like peppermint body wash till today. My butthole feels like it just smoked a Newport.
2023-03-02 06:17:39 +0000 UTC View Post
Song for March is "CYCLONE" if you think you want to try it...LMK and we can strike a deal.
2023-03-01 05:18:50 +0000 UTC View Post