I'M NOT FUCKING STUPID. I mean, I was....but we broke up.
I'M NOT FUCKING STUPID. I mean, I was....but we broke up.
2023-02-28 20:02:11 +0000 UTC View Post
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My grandson peed in the humidifier and now my daughters livi..
My grandson peed in the humidifier and now my daughters living room is misted with urine. She wants to burn the house down Somehow she thinks this is my fault.
2023-02-28 13:28:55 +0000 UTC View PostMy buddy @promote-a-hoe is hosting a contest and apparently..
My buddy @promote-a-hoe is hosting a contest and apparently Im giving away a cash prize. Knowing me I might give away more.... you wont know unless you tet to win https://onlyfans.com/509310159/promote-a-hoe
2023-02-28 00:55:34 +0000 UTC View Post@badbunnygirl7 Do you believe in karma? Because I know some ..
@badbunnygirl7 Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good "Karma" Sutra positions we can try. Want your own pick up line? Ask me nice.
2023-02-27 00:01:48 +0000 UTC View PostWhat are you doing right now? Why not take a minute to chec..
What are you doing right now? Why not take a minute to check out the page of my newest friend @customkhaos you wont be disappointed
2023-02-26 12:08:26 +0000 UTC View PostYou don’t become cooler with age, but you do care progressiv..
You don’t become cooler with age, but you do care progressively less about being cool, which is the only true way of being cool. This is called the Geezer’s Paradox.
2023-02-24 09:09:33 +0000 UTC View PostIf you don't ocassionally make people wonder whats wrong wit..
If you don't ocassionally make people wonder whats wrong with you, what's the point?
2023-02-23 20:37:25 +0000 UTC View PostI'm tired of getting fucked in ways that don't end in orgasm..
I'm tired of getting fucked in ways that don't end in orgasms.
2023-02-22 12:49:44 +0000 UTC View PostDon't 💙 my shit unless you are single....or ready to cheat.
Don't 💙 my shit unless you are single....or ready to cheat.
2023-02-22 00:40:19 +0000 UTC View PostShy ■ Czech ■ Nympho ■ Exploring Kinks @svetthenymphofree @s..
Shy ■ Czech ■ Nympho ■ Exploring Kinks @svetthenymphofree @svetthenympho Meat Svêtlana, a shy Czech girl that enjoys sharing 🤭. Her OF page is like her... 💦📖Naughty Diary📖💦. Come see what's inside 👀🙈. She's also exploring kinks and fetishes 🤭, and is having fun with all the requests she's getting so far 😏. SHE DOES: 🎥Customs🎥, 🟢Live-Streams🟢, 🍭Pussy-Pops🍭, 💬Sexting💬 & much more @svetthenymphofree FREE (PPV & PROMO) @svetthenympho VIP (Videos posted to wall!)
2023-02-21 20:50:10 +0000 UTC View PostWhen life gives you MONDAY...dip it in glitter and sparkle a..
When life gives you MONDAY...dip it in glitter and sparkle all day.
2023-02-20 15:27:12 +0000 UTC View PostLooks fun to me. https://onlyfans.com/509310159/promote-a-..
Looks fun to me. https://onlyfans.com/509310159/promote-a-hoe
2023-02-19 17:38:03 +0000 UTC View PostNever interrupt your opponent while he's making a mistake.
Never interrupt your opponent while he's making a mistake.
2023-02-19 15:45:56 +0000 UTC View PostSometimes life will fuck you. Just change positions and enj..
Sometimes life will fuck you. Just change positions and enjoy it somehow.
2023-02-18 16:51:09 +0000 UTC View PostIf you aren't a peeps peep, then we can't be peeps PS vodk..
If you aren't a peeps peep, then we can't be peeps PS vodka soaked peeps....DAMN
2023-02-18 06:08:01 +0000 UTC View PostI'm no longer following my heart. That MF gives bad directio..
I'm no longer following my heart. That MF gives bad directions.
2023-02-18 00:53:36 +0000 UTC View PostScience has proven that laughing tightens the vagina. So may..
Science has proven that laughing tightens the vagina. So maybe you should stop scrolling by my posts loosey goosey
2023-02-16 20:25:24 +0000 UTC View PostI bought a chicken to make sandwiches. The damn thing just..
I bought a chicken to make sandwiches. The damn thing just shits on the floor.
2023-02-15 11:46:08 +0000 UTC View PostIf you were alone on Valentine's Day it's okay as you can lo..
If you were alone on Valentine's Day it's okay as you can love yourself enough do something nice for yourself like go out and buy your own candy and flowers, and trust me you're totally worth it!! Especially today at 80% off.
2023-02-15 08:34:42 +0000 UTC View Post@aleshbi is my newest featured friend. You should check him ..
@aleshbi is my newest featured friend. You should check him out and make him your friend too. Want to be my featured friend? Ask @aleshbi how he did it.
2023-02-15 00:38:42 +0000 UTC View Post
MISS Morgan Thomson 👄Secretary aka @scotlandbabe is by far a..
MISS Morgan Thomson 👄Secretary aka @scotlandbabe is by far a favorite of mine. I have been a fan for well over a year now and today is your lucky day. She is offering a limited number of free trials to her VIP page. I think she should charge double. But what do I know. 😉
2023-02-14 02:32:46 +0000 UTC View PostIt's safe to assume more pubes are shaved on February 13th t..
It's safe to assume more pubes are shaved on February 13th than any other day of the year.
2023-02-13 21:11:00 +0000 UTC View PostLooking for a Valentine? Look no further than @shaun3.3x ..
Looking for a Valentine? Look no further than @shaun3.3x shauny is waiting to make your dreams come true...or just to chat with you and see what you like. Don't wait cupids arrow is fickle.
2023-02-13 18:40:15 +0000 UTC View PostAm I perfect? No Am I out here everyday trying to achieve pe..
Am I perfect? No Am I out here everyday trying to achieve perfection? Also NO
2023-02-13 11:11:09 +0000 UTC View PostShoutout to all of you booking $800 hotel rooms to do the sa..
Shoutout to all of you booking $800 hotel rooms to do the same 3 positions you can do at home for free
2023-02-12 20:42:14 +0000 UTC View PostIf time travel were possible, my future self would have show..
If time travel were possible, my future self would have shown up to slap some sense into me by now.
2023-02-12 09:09:40 +0000 UTC View PostSay what you want about me....but I have NEVER faked sarcasm..
Say what you want about me....but I have NEVER faked sarcasm in my entire life.
2023-02-12 00:26:15 +0000 UTC View PostI'd never go bungee jumping. A broken rubber brought me in..
I'd never go bungee jumping. A broken rubber brought me into this world, no way is one taking me out.
2023-02-11 16:43:19 +0000 UTC View Post@yourblondebabexo The only thing I was creative with last ni..
@yourblondebabexo The only thing I was creative with last night was my dirty dreams… Guess who inspired them all? Fans- want some dirty dreams of your own? Go check her out.
2023-02-11 12:50:31 +0000 UTC View Post