I hadnt been off the plane for more than 20 minutes when I heard someone shout
"Usa tu cerebro, es gratis."
‘Use your brain, it’s free’ I have found my people. I love this country.
2022-10-09 14:15:23 +0000 UTC
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Bby_Cate aka @blondebbycx is the day 8 winner of FUNtober. Want to know how she won? She sent me a DM and said "how can I win" sometimes that's all it takes. Now she also has the distinction of being the 1st creator that I posted at 35 000 feet. I land in Spain within the hour so tomorrow's winner will be the 1st to be posted from Spain....could be you.
Now Go visit her and check her page out.
2022-10-09 11:02:59 +0000 UTC
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Why do ghosts moan, tremble, and shiver?
Because of what’s happening under that sheet
2022-10-08 19:50:05 +0000 UTC
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1900: Dracula survived by drinking the blod of virgins.
2022: Dracula dies of hunger.
2022-10-08 15:11:05 +0000 UTC
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@madisynevans was my FUNtober winner for day 7. Why?
1. Because she never fails to make me laugh.
2. She loves chickens
3. We share a love of camo crocs and don't care what anyone else thinks about it.
4. I mean....those B(.)(.)BS.
GO VISIT MY FRIEND.
2022-10-08 10:03:32 +0000 UTC
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@thedarkvoice is hosting a 24 hr marathon live event and wants you to be there. What's the occasion you ask?
The OLD MAN is getting OLDER. That's right its his birthday and he wants to spend it with those he loves the most.YOU Tune in to his LIVE Pirate Radio Broadcast Midnight tonight Saturday October 8 and join the fun. Music. Games. Interviews. Drinking. Smoking. And the ocassional nudity. Tune in and tip the birthday boy.
2022-10-07 23:41:53 +0000 UTC
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I chose my underwear based on the likelihood of having sex. Today I'm wearing an old Walmart bag I found floating across the parking lot.
2022-10-07 14:38:03 +0000 UTC
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Happy Friday my friends and happy FUNtober continues. The day 6 winner was Jello4thot or @octopus4 she won a tip and this fancy post.
Jello is a creator that gets into the spirit of FUNtober by dressing up daily and going live for her fans. Go check her out.
Who will be today's winner ?
2022-10-07 09:32:19 +0000 UTC
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My ex: "Kevin why would you post that? "
Me: because I thought it was funny
2022-10-06 17:18:49 +0000 UTC
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Last night @ginamarie01 and I went live and raised money for breast cancer awareness and St Judes Children's hospital. We had some great online donations during the live and I woke up this morning to more and just got some more still 5 minutes ago. ❤️ this community and the way you rally for a cause. Sending 100.00 in today thanks to you to both causes.
2022-10-06 14:03:46 +0000 UTC
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@laciethewifeof or @laciethewife is the winner of FUNtober day 5. She won 5.00 and this cheesy pick up line. If you want to win you have to play. Now go visit her page.
Laci If I were a zombie, I’d eat you first
2022-10-06 10:03:55 +0000 UTC
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Stream started at 10/06/2022 01:13 am
2022-10-06 01:53:45 +0000 UTC
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PsA - don't jerk off and leave your cum rag laying around. I took a nap afterwards and woke up to this bastard. 🤣
2022-10-06 00:38:32 +0000 UTC
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I am still looking for a day 5 winner....will I find them tonight in the Audience of a FEW PERVs ?
Tune in at 9pm est with me and @promote-a-hoeto find out.
2022-10-05 21:05:05 +0000 UTC
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My dick gets so excited when I shave downstairs. He starts acting like he's about to get some. I have to remind him to calm down he's just getting a haircut.
2022-10-05 17:57:18 +0000 UTC
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The winner of yesterdays contest was @thedarkvoice he gets himself this mention and a $4 tip for correctly guessing my favorite Disco tune. Who will be the day 5 winner? What will the contest be? Stay tuned.
As for @thedarkvoice Stop by his page or one of his lives and say hello. He has a birthday coming up Saturday and will be hosting a 24 hour marathon of music fun and games.
2022-10-05 15:11:10 +0000 UTC
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I get my exercise by pushing the limits of those around me.
2022-10-05 09:46:45 +0000 UTC
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I love 70s music. If you can identify my favorite disco song you could win today's $4 prize.
2022-10-04 20:11:45 +0000 UTC
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The winner of yesterdays FUNtober contest is @itssbuttstuff She wins a $3 tip for day 3 and this cheesy pick up line. YOU CANT WIN OF YOU DONT PLAY. Go visit her page.
@itssbuttstuff You don’t need Halloween because you look like a treat every day.
2022-10-04 10:03:33 +0000 UTC
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What’s unique about sex with vampires?
They only cum at night.
2022-10-03 23:27:53 +0000 UTC
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#whoremembers
If you didn't read that as "who remembers" you should tip me. This month all tips are going to St Judes.
2022-10-03 18:19:59 +0000 UTC
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DirtyLittleSecret aka @hazeleyes_0 is the day 2 winner of FUNTober. You have to play to win and she did. That earned her a tip and this morning post. Now go check her out.
2022-10-03 13:41:29 +0000 UTC
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What is Dracula’s porn star name?
Vlad The Impaler.
2022-10-03 01:09:05 +0000 UTC
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How do skeletons make babies?
They bone
2022-10-02 21:55:05 +0000 UTC
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Why did the ghost go into the bar? For the Boos.
2022-10-02 15:11:07 +0000 UTC
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The day 1 winner of FUNtober was @darlingnikki5 she won a tip and this mention. Who will be today's winner ? You have to like and or comment to find out.
2022-10-02 11:55:48 +0000 UTC
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When you are 11 yeps, 8 dangs, 4 thats rights, 7 wows and 3 man that's crazy....and they still won't stop talking.
2022-10-02 01:00:55 +0000 UTC
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Is funTober time. This is my last month on the platform as an ACTIVE Creator so stop by each day for new jokes...old jokes...a few promos...and a free give away each day guaranteed. Help me go out with a BANG.
2022-10-01 13:38:00 +0000 UTC
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I'm not trying to be perfect, I'm trying to be better than I was the day before.
2022-10-01 09:54:12 +0000 UTC
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@theyarethem is my newest friend ... wanna know why? Go give them a try
2022-10-01 00:10:53 +0000 UTC
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