Early to bed, early to rise… Jk, been up all night, because ..
Early to bed, early to rise… Jk, been up all night, because I’m too excited about what’s yet to cum… ;)
2024-09-14 12:17:48 +0000 UTC View Post
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So what are your thoughts on my nerd specs?
So what are your thoughts on my nerd specs?
2024-09-10 14:30:14 +0000 UTC View PostYou won’t forget to fap to me, will ya?
You won’t forget to fap to me, will ya?
2024-09-10 02:11:35 +0000 UTC View PostPink Pebbles, reporting for duty!
Pink Pebbles, reporting for duty!
2024-09-09 17:15:39 +0000 UTC View PostURGENT!! **FREE stream at 9pm CDT TONIGHT!!** Why the late..
URGENT!! **FREE stream at 9pm CDT TONIGHT!!**
Why the late notice? As you may know, I’ve been caregiving for my mom since February. A tiny window popped up where I’d planned to do a work trip, so I’ve been scurrying around all week trying to prepare. **However**, a package full of costumes and *everything I need* has been sitting in a distribution center for days, and now I need to push my flights back. It may still not arrive before I go, and I’m honestly devastated. 😞
Will you please come to my show and try to lift my spirits? I honestly need about 1000 virtual hugs right now.
**[Please leave a ❤️ to increase visibility of this post! I badly need your help]**
Ever wanted to fuck the cute girl at the grocery store? Litt..
Ever wanted to fuck the cute girl at the grocery store? Little known fact, I used to work at Whole Foods. And you can take me home tonight, along with your artisanal chips and hummus…
Fully nude, 39 pics, USDA certified organic.
[Marking this *super* low because it’s one of my first OF sets, and I’m feeling generous. I look so cute and nervous in them, and the thought of you seeing me like that turns me on…]
**[Please be kind, leave a ❤️ behind]**
Why yes, in fact, I do live in my robe.
Why yes, in fact, I do live in my robe.
2024-09-01 16:52:08 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s raining, and I just wanna stay in and sext and have som..
It’s raining, and I just wanna stay in and sext and have some fun tonight. Wanna play? I’ll be here around 9ish, and I badly need a release…
(CDT)
My asshole looks so pretty in this set, I’m getting wet all ..
My asshole looks so pretty in this set, I’m getting wet all over again looking at it… You can actually *hear* how wet my pussy is, as I’m begging you to fuck both my holes… 🫦
*So girlfriendy. So horny. So wet.*
Swipe for a free preview video + pics 💦
**[8 minutes long + 13 photos, fully nude, pussy spreading, the works]**
[Do your part! Leave a 🩷]
The next summer blockbuster: *The Pinkening*. Starring Haydn..
The next summer blockbuster: *The Pinkening*. Starring Haydn Porter.
2024-08-29 15:59:55 +0000 UTC View Post*There’s no place like my holes! There’s no place like my ho..
*There’s no place like my holes! There’s no place like my holes!* Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz, under dressed and oversexed. 2 videos (15 minutes) + 36 photos 🎀
[fully nude and naughty]
How much do you regret missing my show the other night? Next..
How much do you regret missing my show the other night? Next time, set a reminder, ya dummy! 😋
2024-08-27 19:33:28 +0000 UTC View PostBeetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice! I know, no one asked,..
Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice! I know, no one asked, but here’s sexy Adam Maitland for ya. How badly do you want to fap to this model town-making flannel-loving freak?
2024-08-26 21:55:17 +0000 UTC View PostWooo! Showtime in less than 2 hours! It’s scheduled to start..
Wooo! Showtime in less than 2 hours! It’s scheduled to start at 8:30 CDT, but knowing me I won’t start til closer to 8:30. See you sooooon!!
2024-08-24 23:43:36 +0000 UTC View PostMy tiny pussy is so desperate to feel you. Wanna hear how we..
My tiny pussy is so desperate to feel you. Wanna hear how wet you make me?
[Legit arousal/wetness/pussy play]
[2 min masturbation video + 24 flirty naked girlfriendy pics]
My dentist loves me. And it’s not because I can open my mout..
My dentist loves me. And it’s not because I can open my mouth extra wide…
2024-08-23 16:07:25 +0000 UTC View PostLook man. Life sucks sometimes. And frankly, one of the only..
Look man. Life sucks sometimes. And frankly, one of the only times I enjoy it is when I’m streaming. Won’t you join me, for a good angry fap? It’s about time you came… to the party.
**The fun starts at 8pm CDT this Saturday.**
Angry at the world. Who’s gonna help me get a good ‘gasm? Ti..
Angry at the world. Who’s gonna help me get a good ‘gasm? Tip $20 to get started…
For real, I’m at peak levels of unhinged horn. Get it while the gettin’s good. 😈
Heyyyy… are you trying to get a sneaky peeky up my skirt?? 👀
Heyyyy… are you trying to get a sneaky peeky up my skirt?? 👀
2024-08-20 16:51:17 +0000 UTC View PostRubbing my titties, caressing my thighs, and telling you how..
Rubbing my titties, caressing my thighs, and telling you how bad I need you inside me… 🫦 Front views, back views, and everything in between.
[Fully nude. 17 pics, 7 minute video. Marking this stupid cheap because fuck it, that’s why.]
You haven’t forgotten about lil’ ol’ me, have ya? 🥺
You haven’t forgotten about lil’ ol’ me, have ya? 🥺
2024-08-13 13:47:49 +0000 UTC View PostThe people have spoken!! Free **Saturday Night Stream** tomo..
The people have spoken!! Free **Saturday Night Stream** tomorrow at 9pm CDT. My shows usually go for 5-6 hours. Be there or be full of regret!
2024-08-09 23:18:42 +0000 UTC View PostThinking of streaming tonight or tomorrow night. Thoughts? C..
Thinking of streaming tonight or tomorrow night. Thoughts? Comments? Concerns?
2024-08-09 13:08:20 +0000 UTC View Post
One of my favorite nights of all time. Who doesn’t love a se..
One of my favorite nights of all time. Who doesn’t love a sexy slumber party with @thecarlotta ?
[We stayed up late confessing our dirty secrets, doing girl stuff, and eating popcorn off each other’s bodies…]
No special lights or edits, still rosy and dripping wet from..
No special lights or edits, still rosy and dripping wet from the hot shower. Just really feeling myself after a long day. Go nuts. I sure did.
[30 photos, fully nude, normal impromptu naked girl stuff]