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i had a no-show today, so naturally i went to the pool 😎☀️ u..

i had a no-show today, so naturally i went to the pool 😎☀️ unlock if you want to see which kini i wore & how my tan lines are progressing 😉

softstreme is so impressionable 😂😭fun fact my boobs are size..

softstreme is so impressionable 😂😭

fun fact my boobs are size 28J uk. which is insane. and i’m a professional so i don’t really want my tits out there like that (like, cmon, i’m someone’s therapist 🙄) so i basically only wear non-padded bras. and between having a pierced nipple (only one 😂) and being constantly cold hahahah (unless i have anxiety)… you can kinda always see my tits 🥲

thankfully, though, i work from home 😇🩷

i saw my reflection in the glass while walking puppa, and i ..

i saw my reflection in the glass while walking puppa, and i was like, 😳🫣 omg my headlights are beaming. then i started to wonder how often this has happened that i haven’t realized? 😝

if you saw my reddit post & wanna see more… this one’s for y..

if you saw my reddit post & wanna see more… this one’s for you 😘 🩷

ps - remember my tits are 28J 😉

nighttime ⏭️ daytime 😇🩷

nighttime ⏭️ daytime 😇🩷

blah - i never check this anymore. how is everyone doing? so..

blah - i never check this anymore. how is everyone doing? sorry for my absence. i have been depressed !! 🥲 and then it was my birthday weekend, so i was busy!

i’m back with time to kill. went to the pool today 😊 i hate the way my tits flop to the side. i also wasn’t aware my scars were showing (i’ve had my tits done twice!) but if you wanna see what those look like, feel free to swipe. they’re not cute LOL. on my left boob, i have an extra quarter-sized scar from ripping my stitches open after the first boob job.

i couldn’t pull the safety bar down on the roller coaster in california adventure and the cast member refused to help me when i asked (“try harder”) and i ripped my stitches open. it hurt so fking bad 😭 i had to go to the infirmary because i didn’t know what happened, but i was in MAssiVeEee pain. fun times!! that was 2011 lol.

okay idk what else to post but thanks for being here 🫶

(my nails are jank.) sorry for not posting - i have been rea..

(my nails are jank.) sorry for not posting - i have been really depressed. like bad.
but anyways, i’m getting my hair done this weekend. it’s supposed to be rainy so i don’t think ill be able to go to the pool 🙁 but the following weekend is my birthday 🥳 can you believe i’ll be 32? 😭 i asked the birthday santa for a cordless dyson vacuum for my birthday…. which is so 32 of me. hopefully the birthday elves come through. (fun fact: i looove to vacuum lol).

a little ✨golden hour✨ selfie 🤳🏻 scroll for an extremely una..

a little ✨golden hour✨ selfie 🤳🏻
scroll for an extremely unassuming sunset
yes i’m st*ned. but i also p*pped a bl**d vess3l in mi ojo 👁️

a lil photo dump from the pool today 👙☀️😎i swear to god, i c..

a lil photo dump from the pool today 👙☀️😎
i swear to god, i cannot make any type of move without my nips coming out to play hahaha
but i really like it tehehe 🤭🙈
ps - the mirror pic is pre-tan. i feel like a burnt chicken nugget now.

hi, sorry!!! something happened last weekend and i got reall..

hi, sorry!!! something happened last weekend and i got really depressed and didn’t feel like checking this. but today i went to the pool for 2 hours and i got so tan 😍😆 dooo youuuu… want to see more? 😏😉👙🔥

sorry - i had the worst weekend ever. absolutely awful. i’m ..

sorry - i had the worst weekend ever. absolutely awful.

i’m about to sit in the sink and microneedle my face. 🧖‍♀️

but my question is: when i wear these jammie’s outside to let my dog potty… do you think my neighbors notice my nipples? 🤨

obviously i have implants so they jiggle like JELLO 🤭 🥴 which probably draws attention to them…. but i’m genuinely curious.

xx 😘

fuck everyone. i think i’m gonna move in august. colorado so..

fuck everyone. i think i’m gonna move in august. colorado sounds nice.

reddit rlly hurt my feelings today so i’m no longer going to..

reddit rlly hurt my feelings today so i’m no longer going to post there. my posts will be exclusively OF now ⭐️ which is great news - because it’s bikini 👙 season ☀️😃 aka my favorite time of year.

my 1pm session had cancelled today, so i spent 12-1:30 at the pool today, which is when i took thissss picture 🥰 once again i plan to spend the weekend at the pool 🏊‍♀️ building up these tanlines for you! 😘 xx hope everyone had a lovely friday. talk tmrw. ❤️

for the non foot lovers… just focus on the cat. 🤗i have pret..

for the non foot lovers… just focus on the cat. 🤗

i have pretty damn cute feet if i don’t say so myself. i have turned non foot lovers into foot lovers. ie i’ve heard countless times, “dude i don’t even like feet… but something about yours…” like, if i had a dollar every time i heard that, id have at least $5 by now.

and like five isn’t a lot - i get it… but in comparison you’d have zero, so 😋

idk it’s hard being so perfect. thank you listening. /s

here’s the nsfw version… plus some 🫶😉 you know i love youuuu..

here’s the nsfw version… plus some 🫶😉 you know i love youuuu guys!

i’m getting my vah-jynaaaa waxed tonight and i’m soOoOo exci..

i’m getting my vah-jynaaaa waxed tonight and i’m soOoOo excited 🌞 hot girl summer here i comeeeee.

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reddit saw it first… but today’s ootd :)

reddit saw it first… but today’s ootd :)

i spent the day getting my hair done. do i look less like ka..

i spent the day getting my hair done. do i look less like katy perry now? 😅 anyways - tomorrow is still set to be 80*. i’ll be heading to the pool around 10 or 11 😁 i could not be more excited!!!

i never wear padded push up bras because my tits feel 10x bi..

i never wear padded push up bras because my tits feel 10x bigger and “🥴” is literally how i feel about that.

comment your emoji reaction below 😋🩷

my first two sessions were telephone only so i painted my na..

my first two sessions were telephone only so i painted my nails 💅 lol. i have to go to the doctor’s this afternoon then i am working till 7. this weekend is supposed to be 80* and im so excited! im getting my hair done on saturday, then sunday, im just going to spend the entire day at the pool 🥰 i’m the queen of taking a xanax and listening to a pod by the pool all day. yay! anyways - hope everyone is having/has/had a lovely thursdayyy 💘

re: my last post - jackpot 🎰 we found a crochet bikini.

re: my last post - jackpot 🎰

we found a crochet bikini.

first bikini of 2025 xx first bikini pic of 2025 🏆🥹my tits f..

first bikini of 2025 xx first bikini pic of 2025 🏆🥹

my tits fell out every time i moved and i loved it. i'm looking for a good unlined crochet bikini. (i love being as nude as possible 🤨) i dooo have a crochet bikini...

but it's lined 😑 maybe i should just cut the lining out?? i

don't know, but i want my nipples and pussy to feel at one with the water 👌🧘‍♀️😂 imagine i’m wearing an un-

lined crochet bikini, and i get out of the pool dripping wet.. 🤩

spring has sprung betches 🥳❤️😈

this is the flippin coldest winter we’ve had, and i’m so ove..

this is the flippin coldest winter we’ve had, and i’m so over it. ❄️🙃

“welcome to therapy 🤓 i have my emotional support cat here w..

“welcome to therapy 🤓 i have my emotional support cat here with me today. how are you doing??”

#HardAsARock 💎🤗

#HardAsARock 💎🤗

i got new pj’s 🤓 i wanted to post them on the costco sub but..

i got new pj’s 🤓 i wanted to post them on the costco sub but it might be slightly nsfw so… 😔

when i ~didn’t~ work from home, i’d fold up crappy one-ply t..

when i ~didn’t~ work from home, i’d fold up crappy one-ply toilet paper in the work restroom and put it over my nipple so my nipple ring wouldn’t be so visible. 😂🩷

i will show you guys my feet 🥰🩷lowkey my left toe nail is tu..

i will show you guys my feet 🥰🩷
lowkey my left toe nail is turning purple and i don’t need that blasted on reddit. just OF 😂🩷

i just did ten hours of mutherfkin therapy today. 😮‍💨😤🥴could..

i just did ten hours of mutherfkin therapy today. 😮‍💨😤🥴
could really use a foot massage 🤤

wishful thinking xx
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